Pimp Meter

The parking meter is the bane of many a car owner's existence. Whether it's a 15-minute or two-hour meter, it seems there's never quite enough time to do everything you need to do—not without returning to your car, which of course is parked far away now, to feed the meter once again. In other words, the parking meter is indeed like a pimp. Which would make you its... well, you get the idea.