Go Big!

The title says it all, everything is better when it's bigger. Celebrate this great American tradition in our new design - Go Big. Our lovely lady of liberty has all bases covered from the Extra Pig Gulp, to the Supersized Fries.

Pimp Meter

The parking meter is the bane of many a car owner's existence. Whether it's a 15-minute or two-hour meter, it seems there's never quite enough time to do everything you need to do—not without returning to your car, which of course is parked far away now, to feed the meter once again. In other words, the parking meter is indeed like a pimp. Which would make you its... well, you get the idea.

Evolution

How mighty we once were. How noble. Our ancestors lived among the trees; hunting their own food, foraging for their own nuts and berries. When did it change? When did it all go wrong? At what point did we begin to devolve and switch from living in the forests to burning them down and paving them over? When did we go from taking only what we need to living beyond excess?

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Money Tree

You can interpret this t-shirt design in two ways. One, that it's a commentary on the fallibility of trickle down economics: In its own way, the government grows money on trees, but those who aren't tall enough to pick the trees while the money's ripe lay ruined among the rotten remains. Or two, you could think of it as just a really cool design, bro. Either way, this soft, 100% ring spun cotton t-shirt will get people talking.